http://www.kingxy.com/post/金色坐标个人一句话RainbowSoft Studio Z-Blog 1.8 Walle Build 91204zh-CN本站采用创作共用版权协议, 要求署名、非商业用途和保持一致. 转载本站内容也须遵循“署名-非商业用途-保持一致”的协议.This site is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.5 License.Fri, 16 Dec 2011 13:40:40 +0800fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/60.htmlWed, 19 Oct 2011 10:40:28 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/60.html苦命的在加班，我同事拿出一个桔子说给我一半，我在那看着他把皮剥掉，然后他给了我一瓣。。。一瓣！(中国文字博大精深)

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/60.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=60http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=60&key=c3d81e8cfanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/59.htmlWed, 19 Oct 2011 10:39:00 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/59.html我同学和她朋友去吃披萨，我同学付钱的时候，钱刚给了服务员，有个男生突然叫着我来我来，然后一把夺过服务员手里的100块，放进自己的钱包，然后从自己钱包里掏出100块付了帐，全程动作那叫一个流畅，留下一排女生在后面石化了。。。

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/59.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=59http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=59&key=489ab429fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/58.htmlWed, 19 Oct 2011 10:38:14 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/58.html今天去买了个肉夹馍,我给他说了N次不要加辣椒,结果最后他又问我,小伙儿,加不加辣椒啊？我草,咱这个酸性脾气,当时就怒了,直接给他说"告诉你N+X次了,还加个蛋啊?!"...然后....然后他给我加了个鸡蛋.....

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/58.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=58http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=58&key=6d03bd72fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/57.htmlWed, 12 Oct 2011 13:21:26 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/57.html一男孩对一女孩说：“我追你，好不好？”女孩红着脸害羞地说：“讨厌、好啦…”男孩高兴地说：“那你跑吧！”

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/57.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=57http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=57&key=4b140871fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/56.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:23:27 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/56.html我们军训的时候，晚上组织卡拉OK活动，不过基本上还是要求保持坐姿。　　班里的MM负责报幕：下面由×××给大家带来一首《水牛》！　　MM回到幕后片刻又急跑出来：对不起，×××献给大家的是《水车》。　　结果，音乐响起，是郑智化的《水手》。那个哥儿们郁闷得在台上光跑调……

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/56.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=56http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=56&key=74201988fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/55.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:21:52 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/55.html一日，我和同学去网吧打CS。　　在回来的路上我同学对刚才的失利念念不忘。我同学大声嚷嚷：“刚才那警察就猫在那儿拆包，你上去给他一刀不就完了……”还没说完，就听有人喊：“你们两个过来。”我们转头一看，一个警察正瞪着我们。

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/55.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=55http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=55&key=2e6e5e0afanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/54.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:18:20 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/54.html一日，学校召开全体教师会，针对男教师随时随地抽烟一事，校长说：有一次，我进一办公室，看见三个男老师抽得六个女老师喘不过气来。言毕，一片哗然。

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/54.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=54http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=54&key=6024d6ebfanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/53.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:16:57 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/53.html一哥们,男!和他各带了mm出去过十一.4个人爬山,口渴,在一个小景区前买饮料. 的妹子喝淫痒快线,我的妹子喝雪碧.他在后面奸笑地对我说"嘿嘿,据说女孩子挑饮料,都挑习惯自己嘴巴大小的瓶口,你懂的."我看了两个瓶口粗细差那么多,对他说"操!" 没想到,他那个妹子忽然喊"老板!有没有吸管~~"我哥们当时就喷饭!

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/53.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=53http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=53&key=05d51ec3fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/52.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:15:41 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/52.html背景：今天胃疼，想吐。下午有考试，且老师与我们混的很开。正文：考到一半，憋不住吐了。老师走过来关切的说：“怎么，题出的太恶心？”

]]>微博日志http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/52.html#commenthttp://www.kingxy.com/post/http://www.kingxy.com/post/feed.asp?cmt=52http://www.kingxy.com/post/cmd.asp?act=tb&id=52&key=a32d1356fanjingxin@126.com (kingxy)http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/51.htmlTue, 11 Oct 2011 16:13:57 +0800http://www.kingxy.com/post/archives/51.html背景：昨天下午我跟朋友还有他lp一起去菜市场买菜，他lp挑了两个茄子（我朋友不喜欢吃茄子），然后他就抱怨：天天都买茄子，你不考虑下我的感受啊！然后就听见摊主语重心长的说：姑娘啊，男人自尊心很重要的，你就别买茄子了，呐这里有几根小黄瓜。

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